childe's puponautas

genshin impact character tartaglia putting a sex toy looking children's toy we'd get in maxima in his asshole and shitting all over it

"do ya'll want to hear my new genshin headcannon?"

"so basically childe steals all of teucers puponauts and puts them in his bussy"

"that's what i call childe's puponautas"

by ginglikestofuckgon March 4, 2021

childe_hp

Amazing
Alpha male 😔😔🤟🤟🤟🤣
Childe hate page
My idol - bunzoq

Follow bunzoq and childe_hp or die

by Childe_hp April 17, 2022

childe_hp

Childe_hp is an alpha male who has a love-hate relationship with childe, posts every hour, likes to draw, and keeps overusing that one baby kata audio (pls stop…) and is overall just an amazing moot😇 (also he rlly likes project sekai)

Idk what to write uhhhh
Childe_hp

by kokomisw1fe April 17, 2022

childe_hp

the biggest alpha male zaddy childe hater/lover whose sexiness comes from how bug of a feminist they are 😫😫😫

have you seen childe_hp ‘s new video?

yes it was leeking with daddy alpha male energy

by alcibiades April 17, 2022

Childe Abuse

The thing Tartaglia haters love doing the moment one spawns in Co-op.

“This guy was so annoying to co-op with, he caused a hefty lot of Childe Abuse.”

by BAAAAAKA USO DAYOOOOOOO March 4, 2026

Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.

Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe

by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021

physical childe

The cursed type of Childe mains use physical Childe

"Show me your Childe build!.... Is that... Physical Childe??"

by Daytime_ February 19, 2022