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shit chewer 

Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'
shit chewer by Mister Rat November 8, 2009
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chewing the scenery 

In reference to actors (William Shatner comes immediately to mind) chewing the scenery means overacting or over-emoting.
His expression of being shocked by the murder was so great he was chewing the scenery.
chewing the scenery by Urban Nate December 3, 2009

cherie blair 

A pair of dentures in a wig.

Also the wife of our PATHETIC prime minister.
She spends her time wasting tax payers money on her hair cuts for her studpid appearances that no one gives a shit about.
She never smiles and she looks as happy as a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle.
Cherie blairs spent a total of £7000 on keeping her hair 'presentable' whilst out doing fuck knows what.
Thanks for wasting money you ugly trout.

chewed oatmeal 

The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..
I walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!
chewed oatmeal by Dark Kind November 4, 2006
Chewita is the feminine phrase used when making fun of little South American's that have thick heads of hair. The word chewita was abbreviated from 'Chewbacca' in Star Wars.
Where is the hoover Chewita? There is hair all over the apartment floor again!
Chewita by Chewi69 December 18, 2018

Cherie Blair 

The wife of our 'esteemed' Prime Minister, Cherie Blair (formerly Booth) met Tony (formerly Anthony) at a balloon party. Since her husband came to power, Miss Cruella de Ville has wasted thousands of pounds of taxpayers' money on her hairdressing. She charged a charity almost all of the money it had made just for standing up and burbling on about absolutely nothing for five minutes (the charity went belly-up as a result). She now considers herself superior to the Queen, and is making a fortune from her position as the PM's wife. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if she's forced her husband into staying on as PM when it's clear to everyone he should have resigned long ago.
Cherie Blair gets up on stage and blubs about how she's missing her son who's at university.

Cherie, what about all the people your husband has sent to Iraq to fight and maybe die in a war just to inflate his ego! They're all someone's sons!
Cherie Blair by StormSworder August 13, 2006
it is french for loved one
"She/he is my cherie.
cherie by hiyochan May 19, 2009