john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" comes from the latin words of "Homo Capti in Caseo", wich roughly translates to "Obama in Cheese".
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a tradicional food eaten in The United States of America to celebrate the precidency of the first Irish American President.
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a highly chaloracly dense food, at about 7000 calories per sandwich.

"No, really, i can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich or i'm gonna get a heart attack!

by Luk2 December 28, 2022

Chelsi

Chelsi is a fun, friendly person that loves pleasing her man. She is always laughing, talks a lot, can be annoying sometimes but is caring. Shell have your back, even at your worst. She is always cracking jokes even when there not funny sometimes, gives good advice, and will always bring light into situation. if someone tries her, she can have a really bad attitude, but you'll always love chelsi.

Damn, what am I going to do without my chelsi????

by lmfaoujthought August 9, 2018

I smell cheese

Can be said when you sense a cheesy and predictable conversation, scene, or event that is about to happen.

Or can be said when one smells some pressed milk curds.

Girl: I love you.

Guy: I love you too.

Random bystander: I smell cheese..

by MoR.PH December 8, 2011

Chelsea

Calm, even when facing pressure
Happy to lead any creature
Extremely talented, does everything to the best of her ability
Loves to be left alone and does not makes a scene
She's an amazing ray of sunshine

Exceptionally smart and she's so fine
And read the first letter of each line

Dude 1: I'm thinking of going out with this Angel
Dude 2: Oh yeah, which one?
Dude 1: Chelsea
Dude 2: Call her Chels, she'll love that

by Phil__Shady November 12, 2020

Dick cheese

The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick

His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Cheese Rat!

A person or creature who, while being heavily under the influence of marijuana, scrounges intently through a refridgerator in search of cheese. They enjoy any type of cheese, from blue cheese to gouda cheese. The phrase "Cheese Rat!" is most commonly said in a distorted English accent.

Darryl: "Excuse me, can I help you find something?"
Glen: "Yes, where do you keep your cheese!?"
Darryl: (Laughter) "Well aren't you a Cheese Rat!"

Kurtis: "Look at that guy... looking for cheese, are we?"
Paul: "Cheese Rat!"

by cheese_rat January 5, 2010