A ninja checkout is when you check out of a hotel but don't actually leave the room and bank on the delay between the checkout and the maids coming to clean.
by DankChineseCartoons June 4, 2017
Get the ninja checkout mug."If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."
Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."
by QuacksO October 31, 2019
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1. “My friend is such a checo”
2. “Im so checo”
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5. “The demons told me to”
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4. “That’s a checo moment”
5. “The demons told me to”
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by KrolikRu May 30, 2018
Get the Late checkout mug.Checho is Spanish slang for affectionate, cuddly or in some ways spoiled. It doesn't mean anything bad. It's a way to describe a feeling when someone is being whiny and/or wanting to cuddle or wants to be hugged. This is a very cutesy kind of word. Like when a baby just wants you to hug them and nuzzles into your chest . Or when your boyfriend/girlfriend are pouting and want to just lay together and cuddle
The baby is very checho, and he wants his mom.
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My boyfriend is very checho and sometimes he just wants to lay in bed and cuddle.
by Rosyhatake April 19, 2019
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by b to the oy z g March 22, 2009
Get the checca mug.Leaving a hotel without saying goodbye to the people you are sharing a room with. Like an Irish Goodbye, but in a hotel format.
Person 1: Think we should wait for them to get back to the room?
Person 2: Nah, let's get the f*ck outta here. Time for a Czechoslovakian Checkout.
Person 1: Word.
Person 2: Nah, let's get the f*ck outta here. Time for a Czechoslovakian Checkout.
Person 1: Word.
by butchasound December 7, 2009
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