c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

Filler Chapter

a chapter in a story (typically not professional) that is used when the author has no idea what to write about but needs to move the plot along

Person 1: I HATE filler chapters
Person 2: SAAAMMMEEE

by CostALotAMoney July 10, 2016

chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009

chapped stick

No lubrication
Nuff said

chapped stick

by stalahahiedfe April 9, 2011

fable the lost chapters

Its a bit like ya mom. Juicy epic and fruity. PS.. Joseph skeen smels

fable the lost chapters periods is bloody (literally) brilliant

by phezmiester October 25, 2011

chapped

refers to a person or thing that looks bad, is dirty, or out of style. Orginates from south eastern Louisiana.

That girl is so chapped.

by Adrienne B. November 5, 2004

Charted

It's like goated, but it's charted ya know?

"Yo that kickflip was charted!"
"Thanks man"

by oscardish November 10, 2020