chalupa jew

a mexican jew; something you dont want to be called

mike stole my bike so i celled her a chalupa jew

by paul bunyan March 9, 2009

This is a chalupa and burrtio conversation

So Taco-ver there! Bitch!

Jim: Oh Hey Guys! You guys rock! Whats Up! Lets Do Coffee Now! You Two can pay for me right!?!!!
Tim:Hey Hey Hey...Shut the Fuck Up!
Jim:Come On Guys, We're cool right?!!RIGHT!?
Jerry:Listen, This is a chalupa and burrtio conversation...
Tim:So Taco-ver there! Bitch!
Jim:Sorry guys, I have more respect for you guys now....I'm a Pussy.

by S. K. Haynie January 19, 2009

drop the chalupa

when you tell someone who keeps pursuing you and trying to hit on you to back the fuck off or to cut the crap because you're just not interested

Sarah was at a party and this guy named Kelvin kept tryin to holla holla so she told him "Drop the Chalupa Kelvin! You're not my type!"

by jotheho4m_Mexico June 29, 2010

chalupa

Somebody who is hard and seems unapproachable on the outside but is really sweet and caring on the inside. Like a taco bell chalupa.

Kate: Omg your dad seems so mean, I never knew he was so sweet like that! Beth: I know he is such a huge Chalupa!

by thatswhatshesaid55 May 23, 2009

charleston chalupa

steps:
1. punch a bear in the face until it dies
2. have intercourse with it
3. take its body and roll it up in the sheets of a virgin

<3w&m

Megan: Do you want to charleston chalupa with me?
Weston: Silly goose! Everyone knows thats a one person activity!

by Megan and Weston June 2, 2007

chalupa

The act of having sex with a girl from behind where you then shit into a tube sock and repeatedly hit her over the head with it.

Adam gave Rebecca a fat chalupa last night; you should see her black eye.

by Adam Charles January 27, 2007

chalupa fupa

A fat upper pussy area that has excessive fat and has an ecology of its own with sweat, grease, lint, and scraggly hair. Can be found on a woman of any age who has simply given up on both fitness and self-care and obviously has no real interest in men. Worse during a humid, hot summer.

OMG Dude it was fucking nasty, I was gonna go down on her, even though she's a little chubby, but man, it was worse than a seafood salad down there, it's a fucking chalupa fupa.

by Eagle Azure May 19, 2016