named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.
for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by jammersthejam July 24, 2010
Get the Calm it kermit mug.A paradox: telling someone to 'calm down' always, always infuriates that person. Dropping the 'calm down' bomb is the ultimate act of passive aggression - it says "You're out of line, and I need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me." Needless to say, this is not calming.
A: Goddammit! How could they possibly cancel Arrested Development?
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.
by Toddwoos January 21, 2009
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After the breakup, Brett and Adrian sat down to have a calmversation about dividing up their possessions.
by Laughlynne May 14, 2016
Get the calmversation mug.This was a phrase invented by a girl named Amy. This is another phrase used for “calm down” but to the extreme. If someone is like really mad and about to explode just say “calm your cheez-itz!” Amy’s (my) friends and family told her it wouldn’t catch on. PROVE THEM WRONG!!
by Calm your cheez-itz” creator May 23, 2019
Get the Calm your cheez-itz mug.“Did you see how Billy handled those bullies? He is such a chadmeiser!”
“Hey, what’s up chadmeisers?”
“Hey, what’s up chadmeisers?”
by Tzaphiron May 14, 2023
Get the chadmeiser mug.Yelling your question at someone in a very aggresive manner and pushing them to the wall with demands for answers.
Originated from the movie adaptation of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore asking calmly if Harry put his name in was replaced with Dumbledore yelling it at Harry agressively.
Originated from the movie adaptation of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore asking calmly if Harry put his name in was replaced with Dumbledore yelling it at Harry agressively.
Book: "'Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?' He asked calmly."
Movie: "'HARRY! DID YAH PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!'"
Movie: "'HARRY! DID YAH PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!'"
by Urbaxy April 5, 2019
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