Chair

A place you sit your ass when you’re to lazy to sit down

I’m gonna go sit on that chair because I’m a lazy fuck

by Some guy you will never know!! October 24, 2018

chaires

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.

Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol

by OGLIC July 15, 2018

Chair

The place where you ass goes, but if you were depressed its for your back.

I.E. not depressed: the ass spot, the back spot
Depressed: the head spot, the back spot

Teacher: Everyone take a seat
Kid name Everyone:*grabs chair and leaves*

by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX November 26, 2019

Chair

A comfortable thing to sit on.(not) A lot of people fart on it so that is why I don't like to sit on it.

My mom just farted on my chair.;I am never going to sit on it again.

by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019

Chair

An object you sit on

Sit down on the chair jimmy

by PoopyFarts November 21, 2017

The Chair

For a girl, the chair may mean the casual dumping place of clothes you don’t want to fold.

For a guy, let’s just say there are some very questionable stains and you have to debate if you really want to sit there and how safe it is.

Girl 1: You really need to clean the chair, it’s monstrous!
Girl 2: Yeah I know it’s getting out of hand.
Or
Guy 1: Dude, did you clean the chair?
Guy 2: Nah I might use it again.

by CrazyAllCaps November 19, 2017

Chaired

When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.

Bro got so chaired last night

by Bob Henry The Goat November 8, 2020