A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!
"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"
"he ain't gon do nun."
The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:
"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.
The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
"he ain't gon do nun."
The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:
"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.
The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
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