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Ceylin, Yessenia, And Georgia

They are the best friends in the world. When one of them gets their feelings hurt the other one is always there to make them feel better. Other people are so jealous of their friend ship it’s crazy!
Ceylin, Yessenia, and Georgia are the best friends in the world omg I am so jealous!
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spackle the ceiling

1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.
2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that
by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017
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George Carlin

George Carlin (1937–2008) was a brilliant comedian, actor, writer and philosopher.

Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.

He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.

He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”

George Carlin Greatness:

-- American Dream

-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..

-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say

-- Stuff

-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit

-- Modern Man

-- The Environment/Saving The Plant

-- Kids

-- Hair Poem

-- Death

-- We Like War

-- American Obesity

-- Abortion

-- Feminism

-- Reagan Administration

George Carlin HBO Specials:

On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977

George Carlin: Again! 1978

Carlin at Carnegie 1982

Carlin on Campus 1984

Playin' with Your Head 1986

What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988

Doin' It Again 1990

Jammin' in New York 1992

Back in Town 1996

George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997

You Are All Diseased 1999

Complaints and Grievances 2001

Life Is Worth Losing 2005

It's Bad for Ya 2008
George Carlin on his beard:

Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard

George Carlin on the American Dream:

It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

George Carlin on America:

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

George Carlin on detachment:

I have no stake in the outcome.
by Georgie12345 August 8, 2010
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Bar Curling

Bar Curling is a game much like regular curling. It is done on the top of a bar with two glass bottles. It originated at a local fraternity many years ago at Michigan Tech in Houghton, Michigan. Beta Sigma Theta are the founders of this incredible sport. Its played in teams of two. The two people take turns throwing the empty glass beer bottles towards the other end of the bar when the other team is waiting to catch them. There are 4 different points (Drinks, there are 12 in one cup of beer no matter size) that you can score. A slam is thrown when the bottle is hanging over the edge of the bar. The points 1,3 and 6 can also be thrown by landing in the zone for the points noted by lines on the bar top. This game will get you shit-faced if played right. It has been imitated but will never be duplicated.
"Bar Curling" Its my turn to throw. I get to slide the beer bottles down the freshly waxed bar towards my opponents and it stops and is hanging over the bar. They flip the bottle over and slam their beer. They can't throw until they have drank for the points I threw.
by mtu March 26, 2009
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Celine

A beautiful french name. Of a woman that has blue and green eyes. She is a lush best friend. At times its hard to care for Celine because she thinks she can hide anything. BUT its always noticeable to find out what's going on. She is a stubborn woman but push her buttons to an extent and you'll find answers! This woman you wouldn't want to leave. Celine understands every aspect of the person she is dating. Incredibly coureagous with an I don't care attitude. That most find attractive. Can be emotionally attached but has there boyfriend falling in trances. Hypnotizing to the MAX. Celine is very very sexy european. A freak in the sheets. Always willing to jump your bones. Finds people who are sweet and outgoing the most attractive. But are stubborn and fiesty at the same time. She will drownd you in love and emotions that are overwhelmingly warm to the heart. She is addicting and can sexually satisfying to anyone with 0 confidence. Because she is that much of a sex addict. Trustful to the one she loves. Loves late night conversations and a good laugh that will make her run to the restroom. Celine is a woman that you cannot get bored of. Her personality is astonishing. Never a dull moment with Celine. Fights for her lover. An amazing girlfriend she is. Keep her happy and she'll make you fall hard.
Pulling a Celine!

All of my ex girlfriends are jealous of her. I don't blame them because look at how beautiful she is!

I'm a lucky bastard! Celine is mine.
by Dre Omar Jelise April 2, 2013
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debt ceiling chicken

A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.
John Boehner: I don't give a shit if our country turns into Mad Max 2. I'm going to win this game of debt ceiling chicken.
Barack Obama: Challenge accepted!
by themalk August 6, 2011
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ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.
I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.
by Coil222 June 11, 2006
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