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Certified Lover Girl

A girl that cares alot about their so and does anything in their power to make them happy even if they dont put as much effort
Damn Emily is a rlly certified lover girl always making dan happy
by Lovelykah January 21, 2022
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Certainty Pimp

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
by Peter Kobs January 17, 2009
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certifiable

British slang for "insane". Derived from "certifiably insane".
The evil genius villains in James Bond movies appear to be highly intelligent when, in actuality, they are certifiable.
by Li'l Scotty October 7, 2005
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cerione

The rare feat of striking out five times in a baseball game. The term was coined on national TV during the 2008 college world series when Georgia player Matt Cerione accomplished this feat during his team's win over Stanford. Similar to the hat trick (3 strikeouts) and the golden sombrero (4).
Pete really pulled a cerione with the ladies last night at the party. When he got home his shirt was covered in spilled cosmos and his face was red from all the slaps.

Timmy's parents couldn't show their faces in public after their son racked up three ceriones and five golden sombreros over the little league season.
by Nicholas D June 22, 2008
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certified creeper

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.
Zach keeps following me around... He's a certified creeper.
by creepertarget November 14, 2011
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certainossibly

Certainossibly:

A word that describes the uncertainty of response from Nijil, not one to make a decision lightly, he tends to be vague with "possibly" & "maybe" being his go to vocabulary when asked a question
Nijil; are you coming out this weekend? Certainossibly with an air of maybe and a pinch of uncertainty
by TequilaSteve May 23, 2019
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ceria

an extremely loving, caring and meaningful username which can also be used for people in real life. i’ve never met anyone sweeter than a ceria,

can be quiet, overall socially awkward, extremely tall and strong.. yes this is 100% me don’t question it. anyways

she would never hurt a fly, loves to sit in bed all day and chill while vibing to the most sexy playlists created by her
person 1: omg i saw someone named ceria today
person 2: did you talk to them?? they’re so sweet once u get to know them <333
HSGSGS
by DONT REVIEW THIS April 29, 2021
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