castration

the punishment commonly received by naught buys who don't eat their veggies.

Mum: son you didn't eat your veggies you know what that means.
kid: no not that!
Mum: that's right castration time. *pulls out knife*

by sexyalgeriangod May 31, 2021

castration reluctance

1. as used in genitourinary oncology, resistance to the recommendation that orchiectomy, that is, removal of one or both testicles, be performed as a preventative measure, to prevent the metastasization of cancer.

After explaining to the patient that an orchidectomy could save his life, the patient showed signs of castration reluctance.

by Creative Suggestions September 5, 2022

cajun castration

It's where you use a snapping turtle to castrate some trashy person that deserves to be castrated.

The pedophile was caught by good vigilantes and given a Cajun castration.

by InsanelyFubared May 17, 2018

TommyYin Contractions

1. Describes a phenomenon when you are pregnant. Feels similar to birth pangs, you think you are about to give birth, but turns out you just needed to shit. The TY contractions typically produce feces that are abnormally massive, very offensive odour, that results in an emergency call to the plumber because it breaks most standard home toilets.

2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.

3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.

"Hey, Jenny, weren't you in the hospital last night? Pete called me last night, said you were about to give birth."

"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."

by no one 33 September 12, 2022

centsation

Narcissistic self-reference that an online contributor can use to signify that he or she has reached the hundredth-post marker of Urban Dictionary submissions.

(A compound of CENTenary (or CENTennial number) + senSATION. ;)

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-- "That's it! U.D. published submission Number One Hundred of mine!" -- "You've reached your centenary on that count. Now you've become a centsation in your own mind, haven't you?"

by al-in-chgo June 26, 2010

Congration

A sloppy lazy sarcastic "Congratulations".

Congration is a sentence. *sarcastic clap*

by HaING February 5, 2017

Castration day

Since men made a r@p3 day we made castration day (castration means to cut off the males testicle)

“Hey did you know what to day is”?

“No what is it”?
“It’s castration day!”

by Apendicitis April 20, 2021