ted the caver

Ted the caver is a fictional story written by a man named Ted.

Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.

This story is meant to scare individuals.

Man 1: Did you read that Ted the caver story?
MAn 2: Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.

by Caver Boy December 4, 2007

cabernet sauvignon

a red grape primarily used to produce the wine of the same name- typically full bodied wines with a lasting finish.

roommate 1: omgah did someone bleed all over the sink?
roommate 2: no, i chundered two bottles of cab...
cabernet sauvignon

by whatamisupposedtodowithoutmycellphone October 18, 2007

capernoited

Slightly tipsy!

After drinking all of the Guiness Sally was capernoited and James had to catch her fall.

by suxmy<3msU November 20, 2009

covernment

An often covert conjunction of government and corporations, such that it matters less whether the combined entity is left-leaning or right-leaning. Covernments are sometimes also corrupt.

It doesn't matter whether you're left wing, or fight wing, you should still be able to see covernment corruption.

by Prof. Steve Mann December 6, 2003

caverject

Drug used to treat impotence

That guy's a limpdick, he does caverject.

by Cunny September 1, 2004

Caternity Leave

When one acquires a new kitten or cat and must have paid or unpaid leave from work to revel in all it's feline glory. Similar to maternity or paternity leave.

Andrea just got a new kitten from the pound. All she wants to do is stay home, take pictures and feed him Temptations, so she went on Caternity Leave.

by AdotWdotB January 2, 2017

cavendish ya later

A farewell statement or synonym for goodbye

Guy: bye!
Guy 2: cavendish ya later man

by trackmonster July 23, 2017