cattle wound

an injury sustained while having sex with an overweight woman

Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

cattle trucked

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fucked'.

As an alternative to saying "I'm knackered" meaning that one is exhausted, one could say "I'm cattled" (cattle trucked).

by Markyharley December 25, 2013

sigma cattle

A derrogatory nickname for the sorority called Sigma Kappa, which is comprise mostly of unattractive, overweight girls.

The Delts get a $25 fine for setting foot on Sigma Cattle property.

by Sunny December 25, 2003

cattle prod

Similar to the donkey punche, while doing a girl from behind, when your about to come, you whip out a tazer and hit her right in the small of her back. You hold on tight as she goes into spasms and tighetens up while you blow your load. A great way to break up with someone!

After I gave her a she never talked to me anymore

by Dr.Biggs February 4, 2004

ghetto cattle

Stray dogs that wander around urban areas. They are mostly pitbulls and often have cow like markings. The nipple area from giving birth to so many litters of puppies appear to look like the utters of a cow.

Look in that vacant lot over there, there's a heard of ghetto cattle.

by Scott La Roc September 3, 2006

ass cattle

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.

holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing

by hairy rumps June 3, 2010

Horndog Cattle

Guys who add or accept friend request from "aspiring models"

Aspiring models who need x amount of fans on their page

John is just horndog cattle, he never has a chance with that girl

by Agent 99 October 23, 2014