Catholic Cathedral

Sex role play where the women plays Quasimodo and the man plays his bells. Quasimodo pulls on the man’s balls like the cord of the bells and the man makes noise.

Frollo “ Quasi i heard your bells scream all night. I’m done with this Catholic Cathedral.”

by Csprings May 31, 2023

Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament

beautiful church to get married yet dont expect it to give you the full happiness

maybe you can ask the pastor if you can bring your studies(homework ) and borrow their office room

at Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament, I want to perform to my boyfriend in a wedding dress

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Keep it Cathedral

Slang for keep it clean

Drug dealer- hey Lil Pimpin, tryina trade a 20 spot for a gram
Lil Pimpin- nah dawg, I’ve gotta keep it cathedral for home terf

by Funny-Face November 23, 2023

Cathedraling

The act of 2 priests Eiffel Towering a child.

Did you hear 2 members of the church got caught cathedraling one of the alter boys.

by I c e D March 15, 2022

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

To find meaning and beauty in the manmade or natural environment which is generally not regarded as beautiful or worthy of deep contemplation; to appreciate the beauty of mundane things and moments in life.

*Evian brand water bottle with light reflecting through it
– "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see."

by Florean September 1, 2024

Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

crimson cathedral

The action of stabbing someone in the asshole or vagina

"Did you hear that Jack got a crimson cathedral last night"

by PLilly December 29, 2025