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catastrophuck

The result of a hell hole hitting a cataclysm
"Yeah, what's it called when a hell hole hits a cataclysm, a ah catastrophuck...i just coined that didn't i???" -Jon Stewart, Daily Show
by TheFarmer October 4, 2006
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catastrophise

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.
I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.
by Steve May 13, 2005
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Catastrophe

Originated from the same exact french word, is preferably yelled out as a drunken calming down when faced to surprising circumstances.
Lucy: Motherfuck, our boarding house coordinator is here and we are dressed up like sluts and drunk and...

Natalya: C'EST PAS UNE GRANDE CATASTROPHE!
by lucyandzoeonelvoe August 10, 2010
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Catastrophist

The person who sees the worst possible outcome in everything.
Being a catastrophist, Benji’s mother imagined her son falling through the glass table every time he tried to climb on It.
by Pumpkin123 May 10, 2018
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freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.
My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!
by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020
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Mexican Catastrophe

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.
I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.
by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006
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Catastrophysics

The branch of physics (specifically Astrophysics) that deals with major events that could cause devastation on a vast scale (usually known as catastrophes) and how to make sure they don't happen or at the very least try and find a way to reduce the impact of any given catastrophe.
News in Catastrophysics: A large Earth-killing asteroid is likely to hit us within the next century and there's nothing we can do about it!
by Will [Neffers] March 21, 2013
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