Castle Learning

A program written by a bunch of fat lazy teachers that want to make their school look good yet it has no significant impact whatsoever plus they have equations you probably haven't learned yet

john: hey John did you do castle learning yet

Tom: No it closed and expired

by realone34 August 14, 2017

Castle in the Sky

A film directed by Hayao Miyazaki about a girl and a boy in search of the mysterious and long-forgotten city of Laputa, aka the "Castle in the Sky." The themes are individualism, friendship, courage, and pacifism, all of which many other animation films lack.

All of the director's films are consistently given the highest marks by nearly every major film review website (IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes, rogerebert.com), and this is no exception.

If compared to his other works, this is considered a masterpiece.

Moral: Go and watch it NOW! No, seriously...

Me: Castle in the Sky is my favorite movie.

Friend #1: No! It's definitely Princess Mononoke
Friend #2: You all are wack. It's clearly Spirited Away.
(Someplace far far way in Japan)

Hayao Miyazaki: *smiles*

by MiyazakiFan#353,232,232 October 19, 2010

takeshi's castle

What all reality TV shows wish the could be. General Lee owns all reality tv and game shows.

Takeshi's castle owns your tv show!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

chest castle

A chest castle is when one partner takes a shit apon the others chest and it stands up at a 90 degree angle. Chest castles should always be worn with pride.

Fancy a chest castle??

by Daniel Edward Andres June 25, 2008

Castle Mouth

A person who has spaced teeth that resembles the top of the walls of a castle.

Hey, that chick has a real castle mouth

by AZRATTLESNAKE January 22, 2011

Crystal Castles

A great electronica band, consisting of a boy and a girl. From Toronto, Canada.

Crystal Castles are a mad good electronic band.
Love and Caring is their best song.

by Louise T. W December 25, 2008

Castle on the Hill

One of Ed Sheerans new songs released in January of 2017. Legend has it if you listen to it you can hear the crying of a million fangirls. Always equip tissues when listening to this masterpiece.

Ed saved 2017 with castle on the hill and I'm an emotional wreck.

by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017