Cashew

When autocorrect corrects "cishet" (a cis-gender, heterosexual person) to cashew

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Jeremy: UGHH, Ben is sooooo hot, but i think hes not into boyyyssss
Alex: Yah hes such a cashew
Jeremy: A WHAT
Alex: adkjhasafhff OMG AUTOCORRECt

Alex: a cishet XD
Jeremy: sahadkf

by MellyShelly June 7, 2020

cashew

The sound of a nut sneezing

"Cashew!"

"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*

by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

by Arthc March 9, 2022

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

cashew asshole

Similar to kitchen asshole.

You know what you did.

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.

by Factotem1 August 31, 2017

John,Xarion,Cashew&mali

These guy's dont horn, they will treat you hella good like most loyal men in trinidad and losing them would be the biggest 'L' in human existence.

Hoes:" Dawg i wish i was tgt with a nigga like John,xarion,cashew&mali"

by JohnWick🌴 January 23, 2023