carrot

Some vegetable from Afghanistan. Could be Bin Ladin's secret plan to kill us all.

Don't eat your carrots. They may be WMDs.

by George W. Bush June 23, 2003

Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

by Moses October 13, 2003

Carrot

A long lost race of cavemen who had orange hair and were named Eric. These cavemen were extincy because people beleived they looked like domesticated plants so they sprayed fertilizer all over them and ate them delightfully with no disregard of erics feelings sorry fuckface!

This is madness....NO!!! THIS IS "CARROT"
KHAYYYYY

by blehblehh January 22, 2009

Carrot

It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot

It’s orange and stuff

Pretty cool

Yep ... that’s about it

Woah look at that .... cArRot.

by It’sjustmeee February 13, 2019

Carrot

A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.

The new born baby has a new baby carrot.

by Oscar Cox June 23, 2019

Carrots

A long orange thing that helps you see in the dark.

Carrots help me see in the dark.

by chicken..nugget..123.. June 28, 2019

Carroting

The act of getting your dick and tucking it into your own butthole. Like a farmer pulling the carrot out, except you tryna replant it... if you know what I mean?😏

“Oh you know AlEx?”

“Oh yeah, isn’t that the gay nigga that likes carroting himself?”

by Youbiggay69 September 30, 2019