When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.
"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
by GayMidgetNuggetVorePorn February 2, 2018
Get the Caravan Mascotmug. When a group of people all stand in a circle and penetrate each other while being penetrated simultaneously.
by TheCaravaneer January 18, 2024
Get the Caravanmug. A Caravan is a group of females who jog together in extremely tight fitting leggings and compete with each other to have the most visible camel toe possible.
These majestic ladies can be spotted jogging near a CrossFit or other trendy gym. They are found in packs of 6 to 8 and frequently travel near places of business, such as Starbucks, in order to attract the attention of males and to make their girlfriends or wives jealous of their pronounced coochie wedge.
These majestic ladies can be spotted jogging near a CrossFit or other trendy gym. They are found in packs of 6 to 8 and frequently travel near places of business, such as Starbucks, in order to attract the attention of males and to make their girlfriends or wives jealous of their pronounced coochie wedge.
After having coffee at Starbucks, Gregg said to Hasan, “Holy cow, did you see that Caravan???”
Hasan quickly replied, “Oh mama I sure did, I saw more camel toe today than an Arab Zookeeper.”
Hasan quickly replied, “Oh mama I sure did, I saw more camel toe today than an Arab Zookeeper.”
by Barry Madonginer June 19, 2025
Get the Caravanmug. by broookerobertson April 1, 2022
Get the Kody caravan <3mug. by MysticQD September 26, 2022
Get the Caravanmug. 1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
by mooroobool November 13, 2013
Get the desert caravanmug. same as the minivan but with two guys
I was minivanning this MILF and my buddy opened the sliding door and it was transformed like optimus prime into the caravan
by theminivan May 8, 2015
Get the the caravanmug.