Candlefog

Some mexican tranny bitch on instagram who is obsessed with an ugly ass dog named Scoobert

"Did you see Candlefog's new story"
"Yeah Scoobert is fucking dumb"

by Your Gfs 27th Bluetooth Device December 28, 2022

Lit Candle

When your dick isn't just casually erected, and is instead going out-of-its-league full-throttle fuck-beam boner mode, and lasts for a longer period (not menstruation..) of time. You may think its the type of long-lasting boner you get when sitting in the car, but no. This is a very rare boner. Spend your time wisely when having this precious opportuni..oh fuck. I mean..um, gift, or..idk., you get the jizz. Oh fuck, i mean jizt, o' gist, or..whatever. You get the point. ....ah fuck, that's what she said.... Point.

Scenario #1.
*In a car with my friend*
Carlos: Ok, what restaurant are we going to"
Me: Shit, Idk, I can't get my mind of this Lit Candle!!"
Carlos: " k "

Scenario #2
My dad: "......oh hey! is this Carlos?" Oh ok, I just wanted to let you know to stop over at our house to feed the dog and let him outside and all that..."
Carlos: "..oh ok, I'll stop by in 10 minutes.."
*So then went Carlos, he stopped by, and did everything my dad told him to over the phone..but then..he took orange construction paper and wrote: "Candle = Lit", and then put it under my pillow of my bed..
LMAO! Good memories..... Please vote this on, btw Subscribe to Rusty Cage while you're at it..

by SuperiorSteve64 October 29, 2019

Quack candle

When one takes drugs expecting to get high but the drugs are of sutch a low quality that there is barely any discernable buzz one is on a quack candle. Unsure of the origin but we all use it all the time round my way.

Randall paid thirty quid for some speed but as it was shit he ended up on a quack candle

by DanTheMan123 June 23, 2004

canklet

a canklet is an ankle bracelet worn by someone with cankles. often it ends up looking like a misplaced choker.

aww, that chubby girl looks so dainty and pretty with her fat painted toes and that pretty canklet.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

Cankle

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!

by David May 23, 2004

Cankles

Calf to ankle. No ankle. Just one leg minus an ankle

Kendall stephens has the worst cankles I have ever seen

by Swagboy1225 February 25, 2015

cankleasaurus rex

A humorous descriptor for a person with extremely overt cankles.

Dude, if that girl was a dinosaur, she would be a cankleasaurus rex.

by fo shankle February 8, 2010