rectal cranial inversion

having ones head up their ass

that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.

by jefbenet November 6, 2003

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006

Canal Pal

A term for homosexual men, refering to "transiting the canal" of the other male.

Just look at Elton John, its obvious he is a canal pal.

by DeJagerBomb November 18, 2004

canal

Casual anal sex between two unfamiliar partners

That girl is always good for some canal.

by 7511 Girard February 23, 2005

cranial anal ectomy

when someone needs to have their head surgically removed from their ass

Check out that guy he has got his head shoved up his ass so far he needs a glass stomach so he can see where he is going, He would be a prime candidate for a cranial anal ectomy

by Heywood Ja blowmee January 11, 2012

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.

Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009

trailer parkian water canal

when a chick douches and then lets the douche water flow into another womans vagina

big tits Mcgee-"hey courtney, you still up for that trailer parkian water canal?" courtney cuntbag-"sure tits, what time you get off of work?" big tits Mcgee-"seven" courtney cuntbag-"great! i will go buy a condom so we can do the alaskan pipline after" big tits Mcgee-"oh yea,great idea! hey, do you have some eggs at your house?" courtney cuntbag-"yea, why?" big tits Mcgee-"well, i was thinking, maybe we could do the porchegese breakfeast while were at it? and i could call jimmy and we could maybe do the mind worm?" courtney cuntbag-"sounds like a date!

by gabriel anakin and jeremy August 24, 2008