sexy calzone

An attractive or appetizing female reproductive entrance.

Damn man, I hella went down on Ashley's Sexy Calzone last night.

by AnswersBoiii December 17, 2016

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Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.

Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!

by jham1298 November 3, 2021

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Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.

Ashley the virgin is a cunt calzone.

by Gigi820 June 29, 2021

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Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.

"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."

by BallSniffa May 25, 2023

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Calzone

When a woman stretches her pussy lips far enough that they sag . Then the woman forms a pouch with their lips and the man ejaculates into the pouch. Then the woman closes the pouch ( at this point, other items can be mixed into the pouch like meat, lettuce, cheese, etc) and staples it shut. Now you’ve got yourself a Calzone

Awwww shit, I turned that bitch’s pussy into a calzone and gobbled that shit up.

by Small wood August 28, 2019

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Calzone

Before penetration, begin tossing pizza dough to land onto your penis, and proceed to spit the tomato sauce you’ve had held in your mouth onto your dough covered weiner to use as lube and you complete the Calzone by finally putting it in creating a delicious masterpiece!

Hey baby, i got some pizza stuff for tonight, maybe we can do the calzone finally tonight

by BBBlanks November 21, 2020

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