cakemuncher

A cakemuncher can't resist the lure of glaze donuts. They suck down more than 3 or 4 at a sitting, whether it's a donut, donut hole, danish or other fantastic pastry. Glaze runs thru their veins instead of blood. They try to resist the lure of the sugar and fat but can't control their desire for cake and cake products! In an ideal world they would eat chocolate breakfast until they became the fattest ass on the planet.

Jarett the cakemuncher pounded 4 donuts, 9 donut holes and a cinnabon at the brunch meeting then hit the bathroom immediately afterwords, moaning the entire way. He is a lazy, shiftless, cakemuncher.

by CakeMuncher October 1, 2007

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Caketual Combustion

The effect of eating to much cake

ussually occurs after hiccuping, than KABOOM caktual combustion

OMFG, that was alot of cake, omggg im going to combustionally combust on cake!!!! "death by caketual combustion"

by Sara Kessler August 16, 2009

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Cakequake

1. uncontrollable shaking of a large butt while walking or dancing
2. Simple movement that causes the butt to shake wildly

Her cake booty is so big when walks that's a cakequake

by Ohblaquepanther May 4, 2014

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cakeup

cosmetics applied to baked goods. Icing, Frosting, Jimmy, etc.

Yo Daryl, you gon cakeup dem cookies with some mofuggin sprinkles?
The pink and orange frosting was the perfect easter cakeup.

by schleets May 11, 2016

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Cakeup

Cake-makeup aka a thick layer of makeup

Inner Dialougue:

- I wonder how Olympians' skin always seems to look good.
-Maybe it's because exercise balances their hormones (?? ).

-Well, they are probably wearing a thick layer of cakeup though.

by Mien Kampf-the revised version August 10, 2016

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