Cactus

(plural: Cacti) The third gender. The ambiguous gender. When you can not tell based on physical appearance whether someone is male or female, or if you meet someone and think they are the opposite gender of what they are.

Not to be confused with a bishie.

There are a lot of cacti in anime, just look at Marik Ishtar, that cactus actually lives in the dessert. Win!

by Itami-Chan June 1, 2010

Cactus

Marge Simpson (as described by Homer Simpson, often because of Marge's long, blue hair that reminds me greatly of a cactus.)

"That cactus is right, I've got to hit him back" - Homer

by Greta July 18, 2005

Cactus

1.fine ass dude
2. so fine u wanna fuck him

There are to many cactuses in here for me to handle

by Victoria Knight May 15, 2004

Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Cactus content

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

Cactus content

The act of being prickly

The beerbong guy sure love using cactus content

by Ragerace March 15, 2020

Cactus in Anus

Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.

"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"

by Hycelot July 31, 2016