My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner

A colloquial way of expressing one's desire to end the argument or story short.

The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?

The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.

by DeBen October 22, 2013

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

Niggas Hating Like A Chain Reaction So Call It A Crumbled Raigeki For Cowards, Full-Stop Because "'Raigeki'" Means ""Thank You'"

Niggas Hating Like A Chain Reaction So Call It A Crumbled Raigeki For Cowards, Full-Stop Because "'Raigeki'" Means ""Thank You'"

Niggas Hating Like A Chain Reaction So Call It A Crumbled Raigeki For Cowards, Full-Stop Because "'Raigeki'" Means ""Thank You'"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022