CRAP 

Acronym for Cash Restricted Analyst Programmer. Typically someone who went into a an Information Technology related career only time find out, its relatively low paid career choice, with little or no job satisfaction.

My computer job is CRAP.

What do you do? CRAP.

CRAP by Stinblad April 6, 2007

crap 

1. In society, crap is a synonym for feces or poop.
2. A word used to show frustration because of failure or some other unfortunate happening.

1. My crap was 3 feet long! And it clogged the toilet for 5 hrs!
2. Crap, i died again!!!! I'm quitting this game forever.

crap by sean the n00b April 2, 2008

crap 

1. synonym for george bush, justin bieber, rebecca black, twilight, etc.

2. See shit. In other words, poop, or that brown stuff that comes out of your butt.
Internet symbol of crap - ~@~

3. Stands for Cool, Rich, And Popular. (just kidding, i made that up)

1. "Hey George... the internet is filled with crap..."
"Yeah, especially Yahoo"

2. "OMFG!!! WHO CRAPPED IN MAH BOWL OF CHICKEN NOODEL SOUP???"
"crap... I'm in trouble..."

3. "Hey little random kid that I don't know! When you grow up, do you want to be cool, rich, and popular?"
"Oh I sure do! All of those!!!"
"Good, that means you want to be CRAP"
*gasp* I'm telling my mommy!

crap by theunknown002 July 28, 2011

Crap 

My favorite snack.

No job? No credit? Eat crap!

Crap by bat_hero May 22, 2009

crap 

Used as a verb, this means to defecate (or poop). The act of passing feces from the anus.

Annette needed to poop badly, so she had a crap in the toilet.

crap by Boris2 February 26, 2009

crap 

The junk that lies up my ass XD

Me: Hey Bob, do u know whats up in my asshole right now?

Bob: uh....crap???.......

Me: YESSS isnt it wonderful??

crap by Dude who makes great words XD March 19, 2009

crap 

a load of bullshit, also a swear word

"I had to sit and LISTEN to that crap" (salinger 11)

crap by pbbt October 10, 2007