Child

Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.

"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.

My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.

"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.

by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017

Child

Probably named Colton. Has mommy and daddy do everything for him. Cries when nothing goes his way.

Dude, stop being such a child.

by therealslimshaddy December 24, 2018

Child

Human larva.

They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)

Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022

Child

Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit is such a child! smh.

by Mogussussy November 10, 2022

child

The only thing worse than a rapist

There's only one thing worse than a rapist
*anticipation*
a child

by SmartestBitchAlive September 25, 2022

Child

A usless thing in the world and are just genuinely annoying

“Hey, i think i want a child”
“Don’t”

by Artoonz June 4, 2022

Child

1. Also called young people young person children

This Is a Person under 15 (Legally)
2. A person under 10
3. A person under 8
4. A person under 13
5. A person under 16
6. A person under 18
7. A person under 21
8. A person who Has not started Puberty
9. A mom's or dad's baby

Look at that cute child

by 459395 March 17, 2022