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Cops

Abbreviation of constable on patrol.

A member of society who decides to uphold a corrupt system of justice that insists on punishing small time criminals while allowing millionaires, politicians, and CEO's to walk away with a slap on the wrist.
Observe how cops are only able to protect the areas of new york where the wealthy are situated while doing nothing about the crime ridden areas easily found elsewhere.
by elkov September 3, 2005
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tenafly cops

Another name for NAZI. They justify their exorbitant salaries by busting peace loving teenagers smoking herb because they have no real crime in that wealthy town. They should get jobs in NYC or Newark and see what a real cop's life is like. T
Tenafly Cops are assholes but the biggest asshole on the force is A. Card Dildo.
by Teenage Wasteland March 6, 2008
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Copsucker

A copsucker is a member of the media who professes to present the truth about a crime or social event, but instead presents the spin put on it by the police.

A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.
An example of this is the media in Belleville Ontario Canada who professed the excellence of the police investigation into serial killer Russell Williams, and yet they cannot explain:

A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.

Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.
by Lagenomai March 8, 2011
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copstitute

A female who enjoys throwing themselves at police officers (regardless of looks,age, number of children, marital status or rank) much like a rock band groupie.
A young attractive female dates a police officer 30 years older who has had multiple heart attacks, a few divorces, several children, grandchildren and is not attractive. Hence she is a copstitute.
by JoeyAsbestos November 29, 2007
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Copsticle

Section 518's rolling road block used to deture persuing officers.
A non-stunt rider "Copsticle" preventing cops from getting to the stunt riders.
by Section518 September 13, 2009
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Cops Cameraman

The fastest, most fearsome criminal tracking entity known to man. Rarely can a criminal outrun the Cops Cameraman, and they have been responsible for numerous takedowns, finding hiding suspects and catching people doing stupid things on national television.
"Dude, we lost the cops...we're good"
"Shit dude, you forgot the Cops cameraman"
by VinnyDeath February 6, 2010
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aww shit the cops

1: A saying you say when something bad happens.
2: When a party is rolled.
Brad: Aye the teacher is coming!
Brian: AWW SHIT THE COPS!
by BRADSPACE May 4, 2008
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