Babysitter

When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.

"Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre

by J4son June 25, 2008

babyshitter

A babysitter who does a shitty job at watching the baby.

Beth fell asleep on the couch while the baby sat in a dirty diaper and was crying for hours. What a babyshitter.

by cords December 27, 2011

babys momma

One who hassles for child support.

That chick you banged when you were drunk and forgot to bag it.

My babys momma is bringing my kid over today. I gave in and banged my baby momma last night.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

babysit

babysitting is defined as A junior/senior in high school that swoops up Freshman girls until they're used up. This action is also practiced by college LOSERS that can't pull a date their own age so they dive back into their old high school scene. Though I am a guy, I must admit this is mainly practiced by other guys...

1:Dude is that your date for the party? wasn't she a freshman when we GRADUATED?
2:yeah but she's graduating this year...and she puts out...
1:Dude you're BABYSITTING!!! Isn't it her bed time?

by 1337 34973 November 4, 2006

Babystain

1. When a pregnant woman lies on her back, and someone stomps on her pregnant stomach. The resulting stain left on the wall from the fetus splattering is known as a babystain.

2. The semen stain on a woman's blouse after giving head to a man.

"Yeah, she said she didn't want the baby, but it was too late to get an abortion, so I turned that fetus into a babystain."

"Did you see that babystain on Cindy's blouse? She's such a whore."

by Urghat May 1, 2010

Babysitter

See: Cumsplotion, you must.

Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe.

by King Kai November 12, 2004

babysitter

A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.

Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*

by fuckershocking April 10, 2005