the butt munchies

When your butt is too big and your bathing suit is too small. Looks as if the bathing suit is being consumed by your butt

Leah has the butt munchies, its really gross cause she has protruding thighs as well. Gross!

by supermannoeshere February 8, 2010

a butt muncher

someone who always be eating shit. like this person could be walking on the clearest path and trip on their face.

my dad is such a butt muncher

by freaky lil shit November 27, 2023

cock munching butt slut

I'm such a cock munching butt slut. I love slurping up and down a massive shaft, working his cock with my mouth and hands. My saliva mixes with his precum while I start gagging on his glorious rod of fuckmeat. Once he's had enough with fucking my throat raw and slapping his egg-sized balls against my chin I offer my ass to him, he swiftly plants his dick deep in my ass with little resistance. My saliva lubes up his cock so he starts pounding my ass immediately. I feel so satisfied with his cock in my ass, it feels like the most natural thing in the world. My butt just feels like empty space when it's not stuffed full of big, hard, yummy cockmeat. What would I do without cocks?

Katie: "Wow Sally, you really can take a huge dick. Who knew?"
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*

by couldntthinkofausername October 17, 2017

butt face muncher

One who is known to munch on the faces of butts, or an individual so irritating that you're almost positive that they munch on the faces of butts. See also: Ass hat.

Man, Carrot Top...what a butt face muncher.

by cliffordmermaid November 4, 2008

Cock-Munching-Butt-Skank

A word created by my best friend to describe my ex after he dumped me in front of my entire school because i wouldn't have sex with him for his birthday.

Its okay, ____ is just a cock-munching-butt-skank. Hes going to get STDs soon anyway.

by Little.Miss.Bitch420 April 23, 2010

duck butt log munchers

Dan and Phil. Two youtubers that that work together to make videos seen by the internet. A popular video is “Hello Internet” by Daniel Howell.

Did you see those duck butt log munchers new video?

by Gary35Martinel April 22, 2018

Buttmunch

Seemingly derogatory term but often used with affection. In the classic sitcom Malcolm in the Middle, the brothers call each other buttmunch but with a smile and a pat on the back. The word can also be used as a sexually suggestive term, using it on someone you would actually like to munch on your butt.

1. Reese to Malcolm: Way to go buttmunch! I'm proud of you!
2. Reese to Malcolm (pulling down his pants): Hey buttmunch, dive in!

by zekebones May 11, 2018