Chris: How are things going with you and that post office worker?
Mike: Things are great! She came over last night, delivered a package that had been delivered to the post office, exclaimed it was shoes and then asked me what I wanted to do tonight.
Chris: You decided to bumhole her, didn't you?
Mike: Yep, I bumholed her good!
Mike: Things are great! She came over last night, delivered a package that had been delivered to the post office, exclaimed it was shoes and then asked me what I wanted to do tonight.
Chris: You decided to bumhole her, didn't you?
Mike: Yep, I bumholed her good!
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Bummblefuck: a citizen of the town known as bummerville. Also used to describle unfortunate fail situations amongst a series of shit. It can be used interchangeably in many tenses: past, pre, future, nonexist, bullshit: -tense. Some history behind the word includes but is not limited to: The Fuck Family: bummble and cluster get married and have a beautiful baby girl named fmly.
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Get the bumholey mug."Yo my girlfriend went to give me a rim-job, then I realized I has a rusty bum hole."
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"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty bumhole tonight, I dont know how im gonna manage that."
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The word 'bumholed' then became applied to anything that had been messed up, ruined or generally treated with disrespect. See example a.
You can also be 'a bumhole'. This is usually a person who not only treats things with disrespect, but scrounges off of others, takes advantage of someone or steals something. See example b.
Common 'bumhole' phrases you may hear are demonstrated in example C.
The word 'bumholed' then became applied to anything that had been messed up, ruined or generally treated with disrespect. See example a.
You can also be 'a bumhole'. This is usually a person who not only treats things with disrespect, but scrounges off of others, takes advantage of someone or steals something. See example b.
Common 'bumhole' phrases you may hear are demonstrated in example C.
a - David has bumholed my 'The Best BBQ Album in the World Ever 5' cd. It skips all my fave BBQ hits!
B -
Ben - I can't believe that guy. He's been here for 6 months without paying rent, eats all my food and has bumholed my BBQ album.
Beth - What a bumhole.
C - 'Stop being a bumhole'
'Stop bumholing me'
'I'm sorry man, I've totally bumholed the last of your toilet roll'
'That bumholing bumhole has bumholed me for the last time'
B -
Ben - I can't believe that guy. He's been here for 6 months without paying rent, eats all my food and has bumholed my BBQ album.
Beth - What a bumhole.
C - 'Stop being a bumhole'
'Stop bumholing me'
'I'm sorry man, I've totally bumholed the last of your toilet roll'
'That bumholing bumhole has bumholed me for the last time'
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