man buffer

The seat that two heterosexual males must leave between each other when watching a movie together in an uncrowded theater.

Dude, why are you sitting right next to me? The theater's only half full. Maintain the man buffer and move over.

by BigMacUSNA91 December 31, 2007

chicky buffer

Negates the potential for mab-touching-man discomfort.

During our group hug, I was the chicky buffer between Andy and David.

by mcgruff January 2, 2005

Bologna Buffer

Typically the mouth of a disgruntled slut-bag, or the disease ridden orifice of one of your friends or relatives.

Phil better shut his damn bologna buffer before i stab him with a broken Tobasco bottle..

by AyeDrinkBeer May 24, 2009

Bi-Bluffer

A girl who pretends to be bisexual to gain attention. She has never done more than kiss a girl, but tells everyone she is bisexual for the shock value.

Andy: "didn't you say she was bisexual?"

Matt: "She said she was, even told me some dirty stories! Then I found out she only kissed a girl one time, that broad is a Bi-Bluffer!"

by Mattew P. Slughter July 17, 2009

EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

buffer

A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.

Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?

by LeBain December 4, 2007