Larry Brasfield

Discoverer of the COCKroaches located in mens genitalia(the penis). He found them while inserting a shovel into his penis.

Larry Brasfield. The Man. The Myth. The legend.

by fakeaccount_1234 March 3, 2022

Broomfield High School

A high school located in Broomfield, Colorado that is known for losing the annual football game against Monarch High School.

Hey you go to Broomfield High School right? How does it feel losing to Monarch for the 4th straight year?

by footballenthusiast October 23, 2013

brownfield

a place in the middle of nowhere, located in the state of maine.

it is next to brigeton, which smells like shit, meaning that brownfield must smell like complete ass

yo that kid lives in brownfield, he's such a dirty ass kid

by yokurt December 30, 2007

Bloomfield ice scraper

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.

After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.

by Left intentionally blank February 8, 2013

brookfield

A suburban town in Fairfield county Connecticut. Home to old people, young families and furniture stores, at least thats what the town caters to. Teenagers, or the spawns of Satan as the townspeople affectionately refer to them, have a rough time spend their time at the mall and movie theatre in neighboring Danbury, pissing off the hick town of New Milford, or slumming it in parking lots of fast food restaurants and gas stations. Alcohol and drugs are the teenagers staple diet given the mass amounts of money given to them by their parent, and the massive shift from normal businesses to furniture outlets. Enjoy the gazebo behind kids kingdom, the quarry or the abandoned movie theatre by john's best (or where it used to be). The last one has spray paint tags by a few crazy kids of '05.

Yo we need to score some drugs. lets head to the wendy's in brookfield.

by Sfizz January 1, 2007

Blumfield Constant

In a world that changes all the time, one thing remains constant: the Blumfield Constant. The idea of this Blumfield Constant originated in a typical ap physics classroom. The Blumfield Constant is always the same, under every circumstance, in all situations, in any universe. The Blumfield Constant is strictly defined as equal to 1910289327x10^81e in the units (torr^2)(molality^normality)(J^5)(ohm^8)(Tesla^12)/(pi^12amp)(cosine phi x rho)(Gidfields^3). These units work perfectly fine in terms of how molecular shape affects magnetic fields in a lit frictionless elevator specifically designed for weighing fish. The elevator must be rapidly changing in pressure/temperature and there must be a constant supply of gamma ray radiation coming from a source. The unbelievable constancy of the Blumfield Constant cancels out and sometimes even overpowers the rapidly changing conditions in the elevator. The Blumfield Constant applies to the hair of the person weighing the fish in the elevator, which MUST be absolutely constant throughout the experiment for the problem to work. Gamma radiation ensures the constancy of the weigher's hair. The work on the discovery of the Blumfield Constant was pioneered by "Mr Gibfield," whose own unit is included in the Blumfield Constant. Mr Gibfield is recognizable by his extremely constant hair, santa beard, and nose shaped like the greek letter "lambda."

Yoni: Hey, I'm really having some trouble weighing my fish in this elevator. Help me!
Dustin: Dude calm down! Just remember to use the Blumfield Constant and everything will work out.
Yoni: Sweet! I did it! But why is my hair so constant now?
Dustin: ¡No es bueno! We better go see if Mr Gibfield can fix this

by itsnotforyou November 19, 2010

Bloomfield, NJ

A lower-middle-upper class town that borders wealthy Glen Ridge, average Nutley, and ugly East Orange. The town is long and most things tend to be on Broad St. The downtown is mostly avoided by locals as its somewhat rundown and has hobos and a crazy bag woman. The town is also diverse but is slowly becoming more like Newark. The South End tends to have a large Hispanic population and then African-American. The Central part of town is diverse but mainly white and the north end of town is mostly white. The town has been recently going downhill as the test scores in a majority of the schools are low, students misbehave, and more and more lower-income families are moving in.

Boy: Bloomfield, NJ is nice...
Girl: Only if you live on the Northisde..

by BahamaBlu February 6, 2007