wet broccoli

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey

Her vag was a wet broccoli

by wet broccoli man May 28, 2020

Brockism

Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.

Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.

Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."

Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."

Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.

by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011

Broccoli Crew

The Broccoli Crew (BrC), is a clan on PlayStation Network that is famous for playing the game Fat Princess. Two tournaments were held in 2009 and 2010 to determine which clan was the "Champion". BrC won both Battle of The Clans tournaments.

"You guys look like Broccoli Crew running away with that princess."

by terriblemajesty December 6, 2011

Brock Baker

A hilarious impressionist on youtube. He can do anyone's voice and has a crazy amount of videos, and has over 300 impressions online. His username is 'McGoiter'

Dude #1: Have you seen the new Brock Baker Video?!
Dude #2: YEAH, IT'S AMAZING!

by ilovecolinandbrad July 8, 2009

Eddie Brock

A sexual act in which a man is engaged in intercourse with a woman and when the man is near or at climax, many persons(more is better) suddenly enters the place in which the act is taking place and begins rapidly taking photographs with the flash. The man should strike a Spider Man related pose.

John was nailing this chick last night and seven of his buddies and I where hiding in the next room. On cue, we rushed in and totally Eddie Brocked that chick while he gave a classic spider man pose.

by angry pasta October 31, 2007

Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

brociology

the study of the bro and their interaction with each other.

dude is ur major sociology?
no I just study bros so its brociology.

by D'SHZNT June 10, 2009