You fat biffer

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.

"4 pints. And a pie."
"You fat biffer."

by davev July 15, 2005

Biffwiffin

Literally, the acronym BFFWFN, which translates to "Bad From Far, Worse From Near". This term refers to an individual who may find someone unattractive from a distance, yet from up close, he or she looks even more repulsive.

Dave saw Rhonda from across the street and realized that she was busted up. He later bumped into her at the corner store and nearly hurled all over that biffwiffin.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Biffism

Coined by the popular character Biff Tannen from the Back To the Future movies, when one takes a known "exit" phrase and switches the ending so it no longer makes any sense. Often used for the enjoyment of obtaining a double take from the person with whom you are conversing.

Instead of telling McFly to "Make like a tree and leave," Biff told McFly to "Make like a tree and get outta here," thus committing a Biffism.

by OneNation October 7, 2007

Brafflash

The backlash against actor Zach Braff, engendered by his production of and participation in films whose primary purpose is to show him as irresistible to attractive women despite his mopey, unexceptional demeanor. (See: Garden State, The Last Kiss.)

Due to an overwhelming Brafflash, Zach Braff found himself unemployed and destitute at age 35.

by Spreggels February 21, 2008

biffleship

A bond between two people that have a mutually amicable love and respect for each other, recognizing that this bond will not be broken within the bounds of physical life.

"Come over to my house, where we can feel the full force of our biffleship!"

by harryandron4eva April 19, 2010

Brief Message

Noun. An attack of the male reproductive organs, which are most often found within his briefs. Usually best delivered in a quick and surprising fashion. A form of payback, retribution or a desperate act of self-defense.

This mugger tried to take my purse today, but I just gave him a brief message and he left me alone.

by Godfree00000001 October 3, 2010

biffany ray

A mentally retarded transgender with a mailbox shaped head and a fetish for fellating goats

Holy shit that biffany ray just took a huge load of goats milk all over its head!

by ScottDott December 3, 2016