Briley

Briley is a good looking guy with a heart of gold. He has a charming personality and a REALLY good sex game. His penis could probably strangle you if you aren’t careful. You will always have Briley to rely on, and you can count on him to make you laugh.

“I need to talk to Briley, maybe he can help.”

by jodiesmorm November 26, 2020

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wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003

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Braley

Braley is the best ship ever between 1 very beautiful handsome girl called Haley, and one ugly person called bryana

Angelina: "Omg!! Look at this braley"
Romy: "Omg they should definitely be together"

by ExhaustedBug November 3, 2020

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wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

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the Brimley

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but different. Here's how: the Woman prepares herself with herbal laxatives beforehand. After performing anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and applies a dripping mustache to the woman using the side of the penis. If done properly, the woman should have a large mustache resembling that of oatmeal salesman Wilfred Brimley. Also sometimes referred to as the Wilfred or the Dirty Brimley

John performed the Brimley on Mary. or Dan performed the Brimley on Jeff (gay).

by Traci 78 May 30, 2006

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