breasticles

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

Chunky Brewster

The big chunk of phlegm that comes up after a hacking cough.

Cough, cough, cough, now that was a chunky brewster.

by Honey Puff August 30, 2019

breast shape

(Noun)
The form or outline of a female's breast. Since all bodies are unique, so are all breasts. Some breasts are droopy, while others are full and round, or cone-shaped.

Attempts have been made to categorize boobs into different types based on their (naked) form:
- Round breasts: equally full at the top and bottom
- East West breasts: pointing outwards
- Side-set breasts: boobs with a wide space between 'em
- Close breasts: breasts that actually meet in the middle
- Athletic breasts: wide, muscular boobs
- Teardrop breasts: rounded but slightly less full at the top
- Slender breasts: slimmer at the top, fuller at the bottom, and longer than they are wide
- Thin or tuberous breasts: slender and long breasts that appear empty
- Assymetric or uneven breasts: different sizes
- Bell- or omega-shape breasts: like slender breasts, but usually bigger
- Conical breasts: the base of the breast is typical, but the shape is more cone-like and pointy

Other ways to categorize boobs by shape include:
- Position of the nipples
- Position on the chest: from high up to low set
- Natural or enhanced (plastic tits)
- Wideness of the breast root

Full and round boobs are usually considered the most attractive.

- "Man, I love big tits!"
- "For me, it's not at all about size. It's about breast shape."
- "Like pears or oranges? Or melons!"

by Monticello-W October 20, 2016

breastgasm

Female orgasm derived from stimulation of the breasts, especially the nipples. Caused by a range of activities, from sucking to tittyfucking. Not experienced by all women.

girl 1: Wow, Corey gave me such a breastgasm last night!
girl 2: Damn girl, I can't breastgasm..

by coreius imperator February 22, 2009

Breast-iolis Effect

The direction a girls boobs move while having missionary style sex, based on what hemisphere you are in.

It was so wierd, on our trip to Austrailia, her boobed spun couter clockwise. Must be the Breast-iolis Effect.

by SmoothieKing June 13, 2005

Stress Breast

In place of a stress ball, to grab and squeeze a girl's breast in order to relieve stress. the girl's breast will therefore experience the stress. the amount of noise created by the girl's squeal indicates the level of stress. In this way the stress breast can also be a stress test.
If stress exceeds a breast's capability, first try grabbing both breast's at once, and if that doesn't work, move on to a larger size.

I walked into school today angry and so I needed a stress breast. Jess was perfect. When I grabbed her tits she screamed so loud, the preschool next door was disrupted. Apparently, I was pretty angry.

by Horny John December 31, 2007

Kanye Breast

Officially coined by Twistedbabydoll: An warp on Kanye West's last name in reference to his prissy behavior, arrogant persona, indulgence in being F-A-B-U-Fab-u-lous (with finger snaps)and his behavior is similar to a diva. He is a drama queen, racially color struck (putting mixed video girls on a pedestal) and African-American stans actually believe this man is the voice of the Black people. If so, then I see why the African-American community has gone to hell. King, Malcolm X, Coretta Scott King and all of the successful, positive, educated, and wise African Americans are the voice of the people. NOT Kanye, godddamn it!

Red Carpet Reporter: And here comes Kanye West in his custom-made, hot pink Louis Vuitton blazer with matching pants.

Kanye Stan: OMG! OMG! Look at him! I wish I had his clothes! I wish I had his face! I wish I had his DNA!!!!

Me: Fuck Kanye Breast, with his prissy, princess ass.

by twistedbabydoll August 5, 2007