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Breasts

Two lumps on a womans chest that have several different names and several different uses.

1. To feed infant children
2. To get out of a traffic ticket
3. To get men's attention
4. To get free things
5. To show-off
Yes
Guy 1: Hey! Aren't Jenny's breats looking might fine today

Guy 2: Yes they are Guy 1, Let's go talk to her

Jenny: Hi! Guy 1 and Guy 2

Guy 1 and Guy 2: Hi

Guy 1: Your breast are looking mighty fine there.

Jenny: How rude!

Guy 2: What a bitch! If you don't want us to compliment them why don't you get them removed
by Who The Douce Are You? April 19, 2005
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breast

Can be LARGE or small and something that a man would oove to hold, poke, and do other dirty things with with the mans body part.
Man i had a amazing night last night i just trollied right through that hot bitches breast.
by DDean12 March 3, 2007
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breasted

v. - To accidentally or purposely rub your breast against someone else.
Susie breasted me when she came out of the break room.
by MKUltra February 20, 2008
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breast

A slice of meat from a chicken. The slice from a free-range is what I recommend.
Butcher: So what will you have today?
Customer: I prefer the chicken breast you have there on the left.
Butcher: I am sorry, but I do not recommend that, how abut the thighs?
Customer: No, bitch! I asked for the goddamn breast, now give them to me. Mofo.
Butcher: (Goes to wrap chicken breast and weigh for price then hands to enraged customer)
Customer: Thank you.
by Kevin Forester June 20, 2004
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Breasts

(.)(.) = breasts
( . )( . ) =big breasts
(^)(^) = perky breasts
\./\./ = saggy breasts

TITS- orbs, apples, balloons, bazooms, bean bags, breasts, bolders, boobies, boobs, bosum, bust, cleavage, flotation devices, fun bags, greatfruit, honkers, hooters, jugs, knead,

knockers, mammary glands, mellons, muffins, mounds, peaches, puppys, rack, suckle, volumnious, funbags, ta-tas, teat, titties, titty,
TITS- orbs, apples, balloons, bazooms, bean bags, breasts, bolders, boobies, boobs, bosum, bust, cleavage, flotation devices, fun bags, greatfruit, honkers, hooters, jugs, knead, knockers, mammary glands, mellons, muffins, mounds, peaches, puppys, rack, suckle, volumnious, funbags, ta-tas, teat, titties, titty,
by SirKane22 September 15, 2012
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breast

the part on the female body formerly known as the cheast which rymes with breast. this part of the female body is nice to suck on. it is known that when you suck on this part the girl really enjoys it. also refer to tits. thaey also provide milk for men and are nice to squeeze.
the frontal part of a womans body the tits
by joker 3483 March 4, 2004
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breast

one of two organs, most defined on females, with the purpose of feeding young.
The woman nursed her child at her breast.
by werekldsng September 10, 2010
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