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Beasters

Weed grown in Cananda (not shitty weed). The word is a hippie term coming from BC buds or weed grown in British columbia. Hence the word Beaster.
by Johnny January 29, 2003
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Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.
Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.
by Kneeneye November 6, 2011
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breastectomy

My grandma just had a double breastectomy--she got her boobs chopped off!
by lidocaine February 4, 2010
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Brewster run

Verb: This tradition started when the Connecticut drinking age was 21, and the New York drinking age was still 18. These days the great state of Connecticut does not allow liquor purchases past eight o'clock at night. When an individual or group of individuals from the greater Danbury area run out of libations past this magic hour, the following steps must be taken:

1. Find the most sober, willing person available to drive. Unfortunately the most sober person at the party is generally not the most willing, a compromise must be reached before continuing, usually involving an exchange of goods, services and in rare cases, sex.

2. Gather funds. This involves emptying out of pockets and cleaning out cars. Remember you cannot pay for beer with old pieces of gum. Include some gas money for your driver.

3. Drive to Brewster, NY.

4. Realize you have forgotten something. (ID, money, your brain) and go back to Connecticut to recover the forgotten item.

5. Drive back to Brewster, NY.

6. Purchase overpriced beer from an extremely grumpy gas station attendant or liquor store clerk, who does NOT feel like dealing with you. Not at all.

7. Laugh at grumpy retailer.

8. Drive back to Connecticut.

9. Rejoice!
We have to buy enough beer NOW, I don't want to have to make a Brewster run.
by LimerickLynn September 15, 2010
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Breasted Boobily down the Stairs

"She Breasted Boobily down the Stairs" is a joking phrase used to mock how reddit incels on r/badwomensanatomy describe women, especially their bosom. When a woman has large breasts, virgin male incel writers tend to describe them very poorly - and so, this phrase was born to mock the people who treat women like objects based on their chest size.
A: As she descended the staircase, her breasts swished from side to side with each step she took, like a boat rocking in the waves-
B: So she breasted boobily down the stairs. Got it.
by StarryQET May 30, 2023
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Paget Brewster

queen of twitter; played dodo bellacourt in another period
Paget Brewster is the most adorable human ever!
by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020
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Paget Brewster

the voice of della duck and emmy nominee for her role as della duck in the 2017 ducktales reboot
Paget Brewster is iconic and we love her!
by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020
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