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Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.
"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."
by HateTouch January 3, 2008
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banderstaching

The act of browsing streaming video content for extended periods resulting from choice paralysis and lacking the understanding that the specific selection is meaningless and will have no material impact on your life.
Are you still banderstaching around on netflix? Just pick something and hit play!

OMG, you need to stop this banderstaching... it's ruining our night!
by fonduefinger January 31, 2019
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Branden

a guy who is fucking awesome. who says whaaaaaaa like a pimp. is pefect in every way,hair and all. respective to the ladies. doesnt like younger women. drinks beer like a champ/ mans man. likes to get into iegall activity. aggressive only wen intoxicated. makes you smile.
i want a guy like branden ?
by xxxtinaaaa099 September 18, 2008
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brandes

A kind, beautiful girl that is normally blonde but sells herself short. She deserves the world but no one has given it to her yet.
That Brandes chick is hot.
by Livelovelaugh July 23, 2012
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bander

French slang verb for having an erection. This word comes from the verb for drawing a bow. This comes from both being hard, and all loaded up. This is often used in expressions.
Il vas bander pour elle.

He will have a boner for her.
by Ninja337 August 23, 2006
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Brande

the act of being supa fly
by YaBoyonit09 March 20, 2009
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Branded

(or branding) The intentional act of 'accidentally' marking someone during sex in order for their partner to find out about it and bring an end to that relationship. Scratching, pinching, biting, spanking marks, bruises or cuts, especially in areas like the buttocks, genitalia or breasts.
After seeing this girl on the side I got out of the shower and I was a bit pissed and hadn't realised she'd branded me with scratches on my back! When my girlfriend clocked it she went nuts but the other girl's wanted me to break up with my girlfriend for a while.
by Bob_Bobington February 25, 2010
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