North Branch

Small town that nobody has ever heard of except for the few that live there located in central chisago county in Minnesota. They are starting to get bigger and are building a shopko. They have too many banks and gas stations and nothing to do except for a theater and a gay ass jj's bowling ally that smells like smoke.

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by Yudguder August 5, 2008

branch banking

going number 2 somewhere other than your own home.

I couldn't take a dump at the mall. I had to wait until I got home. I don't like to do any branch banking.

by Sara Joseph July 20, 2007

DIGGY BRANCH

YOUR PENIS, OR THAT OF WHICH YOU USE TO INJECT FEMAIL CERVIX WITH YOUR DIGGY JUICE

"YO THIS GIRL IS ABOUT TO CHOP UP MY DIGGY BRANCH"

by STAGA DEE May 6, 2009

North Branch

Small little one horsetown to the east of minnesota. Very lame place to live. With nothing to do there, but get high, drunk, or something incredibly stupid.

North Branch is the lamest town on earth.

by samantha d. blair August 5, 2008

Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009

branch swinger

one who expresses sexual interest in a family member and, in turn, essentially "swings" on the branches of the good ol' family tree

"Dude, I totally just saw you give your Aunt Edna the up-down, you dirty branch swinger."

by j37 November 18, 2009

Nasty Branch

Human shit.

I've gotta hit the crib and snap off a nasty branch before we go to the club tonight.

by Tommy Beersman March 29, 2022