BRAINCELLS

SOMETHING I WILL NEVER HAVE

I LOST TEN BRAINCELLS

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Brainal Rape

Studying intensely for long periods of time (especially with a looming deadline or under threat of a teacher/parent/boss), resulting in a temporary but severe decline in mental ability.

"I had to study 10 hours a day for a week and I still barely passed the test. I should report my teacher for Brainal Rape."

by HamstoreWrangler May 31, 2022

braincells

getting head or blowjob

her braincells are smart

by perc10 June 7, 2022

braincells

Man United fans have very few of these

'that man has no braincells'
he must be a manchester united fan'

by we hate blackpool scum October 13, 2022

Braincell

A smart Incel, one who uses logic to decipher why women won't sleep with them.

The university teacher always creeped people out and blamed them all for the problems he made, he's a braincell for sure

by Jar Boy 69 October 26, 2022

brainoculus

(noun)
A prehistorically sized ball of thoughts that causes one to overthink severely. And potentially leads to extreme confusion.

Wait, can we pick up this conversation later? I already have a brainoculus and I dont have space for another one.

by MzCheez September 1, 2023

brainmold

when someone is so stupid, their brain grows mold due to being scrubbed with a mixture of bleach and pop rocks.

"Tanjiro is FTL!"
"Yeah nigga you got brainmold, also how the fuck did you get in my house?"

by theknownallbeall July 29, 2024