Bowling Ball Grip 

Inserting two fingers into the "pink" and the thumb into the "stink" appering like a bowling ball grip

"I gave that bitch the bowling ball grip two in the pink one in the stink" T Dawg

Bowling Ball Grip by phil23 April 13, 2006

bowling for soup 

Started in 1994, they have produced 7 albums. Signed to Jive in 1999, they have produced 3 albums on that label: 2000's Let's Do It For Johnny, 2002's Drunk Enough To Dance (2nd Release in 2003), and 2004's A Hangover You Don't Deserve.

'Girl All The Bad Guys Want' was nominated for a Grammy in 2003, but they lost to No Doubt.

Great live, and they have to be one of the best bands ever.

And yes, 1985 was written by SR71, but it went through Jaret and was re-written.

Bowling For Soup = Best Band Ever. End of story.

bowling for soup by Jaret's Bitch April 2, 2005

bowling grip 

When a man fucks a woman doggy style with his thumb inserted in her rectum.

"That chick was so slick I had to keep her in place with a bowling grip."

bowling grip by dutchpantyraider May 14, 2014

Bowling Shane

He is famous for his mastery of spin and widely regarded as one of the greatest of all-time

Bowling Shane, bowler of the Ball of the Century. The G.O.A.T.

Bowling Shane by UnknownGuest August 4, 2019

Bowling Green Massacre 

The worst massacre in U.S history. And to think we didn't do anything about it. RIP Truth.

Moment of silence for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

Bowling Green Massacre by fuckuufucker February 13, 2017

bowling pin syndrome

A condition in which a female is in comparable proportion to a bowling pin. The head, breasts, and stomach are often normal and thin, but they are met by elephantine legs and ass. Most commonly found at softball fields and Indigo Girls concerts.

Joey: Do you want to go with me to my friend's sister's softball game? There will probably be some hot girls there.

Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.

bowling pin syndrome by Jake LM May 1, 2010

Bowling Green Massacre 

A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"

Bowling Green Massacre by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017