Big Bad Bowers

The newest mainstream meme of 2019. BIG. BAD. BOWERS. The mythological creature assumes the form of an over-tanned boomer who deems itself to be “The Dean of Global Discipline”. Going by the myth;
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.

Person 1: “OMG I SAW THE BIG BAD BOWERS TODAY!”
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”

*shits themselves*

by Doctor Doomer September 29, 2019

BOWER

The stage above power. It typically means you are on a level that rivals God or Zeno-sama, or even Lord Twigo sempai sama. It means you can erase universes and your power is unrivaled.

I HAVE BOWER!!

by Living my mom's basement June 3, 2020

Gretchen Bowers

The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.

"Who did you vote for in the student council election?" "I voted for Gretchen Bowers, of course."

by gretch.bow May 29, 2016

Mrs. Bowers

We completely got you, we win you lose, game over, you played yourself.

Mrs. Bowers you lose

by woodpilecoops February 1, 2017

Cash Bowers

His nice plays lots of sports and follow him on insta @cash.bowers

Cash Bowers cashews are great

by Carl Baby October 30, 2019

Bower

Only true men have Bower, it's like power but for gigachads.

"Do you have Bower?"
"What's Bower?"
"We can no longer be friends, you are the virgin while I am the chad."

by GuyTheGuy October 20, 2021

bower

A bower is where you wash your body in the shower however you do not wet your hair

I'm going to go have a bower

by BlazeSkull August 9, 2021