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hoe bouncer

A highly regarded position within a Playboy's entourage tasked with the job of dismissing hoes from the vicinity.
Dustin has so many hoes he requires a hoe bouncer to filter the girls coming on to him
by Dupey61 August 27, 2019
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bouncer

The couple of fat wankers that stand outside most clubs in Britain on Friday or Saturday night. Their role is to keep any trouble in the club to a minimum and only let decent people inside. They usually start all the trouble and lech around underage girls for effect, but, in truth they have incredibly small penises and do to many steds to give a girl a decent one. Whereas the likes of me, I'm quite partial to giving the girls exactly what they need
" a fat bouncer kicked off on saturday night and ended up getting his cunt kicked in by 5 fella's, I fuckin loved the scene "
by John Gaskell March 12, 2004
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bouncer

(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.

(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse
Big dave the bouncer- he's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground!


Prudence is a real bouncer.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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bouncer

1) the dude who stands at the door of strip clubs to keep underage kids out.

2) the guy who dresses like a biker and crouches in front of the stage monitors at concerts and tries to keep assholes from stage-diving.
1) I was feeling good about myself until the bouncer got gay about my fake ID.

2) Bouncers are generally pussies but try to look formidible by wearing leather vests, shaving their heads, and covering themselves in tats of naked chicks.
by flannel flyer February 21, 2005
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Bounter

Noun, verb, adjective, Bounter is a mystic word much like Smurf. With the proper training, it can be used in a wide variety of ways.
I would totally bount that chick.

Pass the bount.

That dude must be a bounter.
by slashtrash November 4, 2011
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BonzerRRR

BonzerRRR is usually someone who takes ages to start something. He often fades in and out of activities without anyone knowing. He's also someone who is incredibly bad at every game he touches.
Yo bro, stop acting like a bonzerrrr
by HarshRealityLike August 18, 2019
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BonzerRRR

Usually an English twat from brindle who thinks he's class at cooking, videogames and tennis. He has the brain capacity of a fetus. You may spot a wild BonzerRRR cycling to asda for a yazoo and chocolate bar because they usually have a mass of roughly 73 stone. If you see a Bonzerrrr in public hide your kids and contact the police immediately.
Ciaran: I just shat my pants
James: Stop being such a BonzerRRR
Declan: Ew
by HarshRealityLike September 6, 2019
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