I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.
by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016
Get the you broke it, you bought it mug.A 'botuf' is someone who is constantly behind you. Whether that is physically behind you or behind you metaphorically (for example, 'Millie is behind me in the leaderboard' - 'Millie is botuf in the leaderboard.'). Generally 'botuf' is used in the physical sense, someone lurking mysteriously behind you (like in a horror film) or can be used in a sexual way (for example 'Stanley was behind you last night wasn't he !' - 'Stanley was botuf on you last night!' I can't believe he cheated on me!').
Physical sense meanings:
-'Stanley was behind you last night wasn't he !' would be- 'Stanley was botuf on you last night!' I can't believe he cheated on me!'
-'Yesterday Will came behind Hannah in the race' - would be 'Yesterday Will came botuf to Hannah in the race'
Metaphorical Meaning
-'Millie is never behind anyone in the leader board' -would be 'Millie is never botuf in the leader board'
-'Emily is behind Olivia in the Chemistry homework' - would be 'Emily is botuf to Olivia in the Chemistry homework'
-'Stanley was behind you last night wasn't he !' would be- 'Stanley was botuf on you last night!' I can't believe he cheated on me!'
-'Yesterday Will came behind Hannah in the race' - would be 'Yesterday Will came botuf to Hannah in the race'
Metaphorical Meaning
-'Millie is never behind anyone in the leader board' -would be 'Millie is never botuf in the leader board'
-'Emily is behind Olivia in the Chemistry homework' - would be 'Emily is botuf to Olivia in the Chemistry homework'
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Get the botuf mug.A deadly bacterium. Has the ability to form endospores when exposed to harsh environments. A telltale sign of these little buggers are bulged bottoms of canned goods. The toxin it produces can cause death within a day.
Person 1: Dude, wanna eat some Spam? I'll open a can for you.
Person 2: Hey bro, don't open that. The bottom's bulged.
Person 2: So? What does that mean?
Person 1: Bro, that thing's infested with Clostridium botulinum.
*throws Spam in trash bin*
Person 2: Hey bro, don't open that. The bottom's bulged.
Person 2: So? What does that mean?
Person 1: Bro, that thing's infested with Clostridium botulinum.
*throws Spam in trash bin*
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Get the Clostridium botulinum mug.A colossal instrument used for exploring or dilating a passage of the body - i.e., an enormous penis.
Chris used a bougie in the operating room today, then he went home and used his flesh bougie in the bedroom.
Jordan's girl was walking quite peculiarly this morning, when I asked her what happened she informed me that Jordan gave her a good dilating last night with his flesh bougie.
Travis is such a flesh bougie enthusiast he often has multiple body passages dialated at the same time.
Jordan's girl was walking quite peculiarly this morning, when I asked her what happened she informed me that Jordan gave her a good dilating last night with his flesh bougie.
Travis is such a flesh bougie enthusiast he often has multiple body passages dialated at the same time.
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