When your doing anal and cum inside and they goes to the bathroom and squeeze the cum out of their ass.
What happened between you and Robbie.
I did anal with Robbie and was ranch bottling for half an hour after.
I did anal with Robbie and was ranch bottling for half an hour after.
by Oh boy why did I think of this August 11, 2019
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A misfit, A hooligan, A bollockslicker
He engages in Sexual acts with Beetles, and is a Furry Femboy
A misfit, A hooligan, A bollockslicker
He engages in Sexual acts with Beetles, and is a Furry Femboy
Shrek:
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely Barry Bottombringer, But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
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Shrek:
What a load of--
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely Barry Bottombringer, But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes
Shrek:
What a load of--
by MyNameIsNotMelli May 31, 2022
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by Phoniccers May 31, 2022
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(phrase; slang; hyperbolic expression of mental overload)
When something is so outrageously, stupidly, or cosmically mind‑boggling that your brain doesn’t just get twisted up—it gets bottled. As in: the sheer force of the confusion, shock, or disbelief is so intense that your mind basically manifests an imaginary bottle to contain the chaotic energy exploding from the situation. It’s like your thoughts hit maximum capacity and the universe goes, “Nope—containment protocol activated.”
(phrase; slang; hyperbolic expression of mental overload)
When something is so outrageously, stupidly, or cosmically mind‑boggling that your brain doesn’t just get twisted up—it gets bottled. As in: the sheer force of the confusion, shock, or disbelief is so intense that your mind basically manifests an imaginary bottle to contain the chaotic energy exploding from the situation. It’s like your thoughts hit maximum capacity and the universe goes, “Nope—containment protocol activated.”
“Bro told me he microwaves his cereal after pouring the milk. Absolutely mind bottling.”
- “The fact that she said ‘I didn’t cheat, I just practiced’ is mind bottling behavior.”
- “I watched that plot twist three times and it’s still mind bottling.”
- “The fact that she said ‘I didn’t cheat, I just practiced’ is mind bottling behavior.”
- “I watched that plot twist three times and it’s still mind bottling.”
by Skripdick February 28, 2026
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“This character is so attractive but oh my god they are actually such a creep.”
*sigh*
“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”
*gets the spray bottle*
“Bad ___! Bad!”
*sigh*
“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”
*gets the spray bottle*
“Bad ___! Bad!”
by CupcakeHalø April 3, 2025
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