Bottom Seater

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

by The Peacock July 27, 2010

Bottom Gear

A show where Clarkson drives a silent electric car, Hammond uses the fucking toilet and James commits arson

Tonight On bottom Gear there is gonna be someone driving a car

by Definetly not maxtawan February 10, 2021

Bottom Boy Survivor

A person who has endured the worst pain whether it be physical or mental and survived those hard times.

Rod wave is a bottom boy survivor considering all of his pain songs.

by 305TssTss March 29, 2022

Boopsy Bottom

a condition when you accidentally get your hydroflask stuck up your ass

where is your hydroflask
oh i got Boopsy Bottom

by clobamacare August 27, 2019

Boston jimmy hat

A plastic sandwhich bag and a rubber band used instead of a condom.

The liquor store was closed, but i was so horny i used a Boston jimmy hat.

by rws2012s August 26, 2009

Boston’s Law

Derived from Godwin’s Law, Boston’s Law states that as an online argument with a Patriots fan grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that they will bring up the fact that they have won five Superbowls.

Person: “Bro, I bet the Raiders smoke y’all this year."

Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”

Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law

by Portland Houseduster June 6, 2017

Boston Hot Chocolate

When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.

Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.

by Dog cock December 31, 2022