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bottle bitch 

Kick ass exclamation that can be yelled at any time or any place. Originates from a professional bowler being annoyed at his competitor for continually crinkling a plastic bottle while he tries to bowl and calling that dude a 'bottle bitch'
Bowler #1 (attempting to bowl)

Bowler #2 (excessively crinkling a water bottle)

Bowler #1: (rolls strike despite excessive plastic bottle crinkling) "Take that you bottle bitch!!!"
bottle bitch by W&W June 29, 2011
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bottle brick 

Plastic bottle stuffed with plastic trash until it is compact like a brick

Made to limit a person's plastic contribution to landfills
Used as building material
Person 1: *goes to throw out plastic*
Person 2: "Don't put that in the trash. Bottle brick it"

Person 1: "You're right. Gotta look out for the environment"
bottle brick by EmzieWemzie December 14, 2020

Bottle Service War

How it starts is when some shallow mf in the club at the table next to yours says something about you being poor or something else stupid, you feel the need to "defend your honor." Basically, you order some expensive overpriced bottle to show them who's boss. Following that, they order something even more expensive or multiple bottles. Continue for multiple turns. Mainly really fake people do this, as it's just a vapid display of wealth

Also, you may be shocked to see the damage to your bank account as some people rack up bills in the 10s of thousands occasionally. Don't do it kids, not worth the cost.
Tyson: Hey your girl ugly and that Rolex looks like it's from canal street. Broke Ass

Jamal: Man fuck you and your booty haircut-Hey let's get two bottles of Grey goose up in here!

Tyson: Shit, lemme get a bottle of Dom P . Bottle Service War incoming (sigh)

(continue for 2-6 more rounds)

Bottle Shank 

A broken bottle used as a weapon. Typically seen in the stereotypical movie bar fight.
We got into a fight at the bar last night until someone broke a bottle and started threatening us with the bottle shank.
Bottle Shank by Gravy Spank April 24, 2009

bottle bum

one who collects recycleables from your garbage in the middle of the night only to return them for 5 cents a bottle , usually seen with stolen shopping cart full of cans
those god damned bottle bums ripped up my garbage all over my lawn
bottle bum by aprillll June 18, 2005

Bottle of Jack 

A bottle of Jack Daniels, which is a popular whiskey.
daughter: "....Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cuz when i leave for the night, i ain't com..."

father: "Stop right there, young lady! What on earth is a bottle of jack?!"

daughter: "I have no clue...it's just part of the song."

father: "I'm going to urban dictionary that sh*t."

son: "Bottle of Jack is a term for a whiskey, called Jack Daniels."

father: "gee wizz....Thanks son! stop listening to that song, dear. Kesha is a drunken slut."

daughter: "Daddy, you're ruining my life!"
Bottle of Jack by yoyoyyiggedyyo January 18, 2010

bottle of bub 

We need to celebrate with a bottle of bub.
bottle of bub by Mark October 8, 2003